The Ultimate Man Toy
No, this isn't an x-rated post. Stop shielding your eyes.
Today, as I was surfing lightly on the gentle waves of the web-o-verse, I came across the Ultimate Man Toy.
Every man has an innate and primal need to take ownership of the household remote control. After all, he who owns the remote, owns the universe...er, something like that.
DirecTV has released the DirecTV Titanium Package.
And, if you don't mind, I have to interject here: Hol-ee Cah-rap.
Coming in at a whopping $7500.00 a year, you get control of everything that ever has and will appear on a TV. It also comes with 10 HD DVRs....you know, because everyone needs an HD DVR in the bathroom, the laundry room, the attic, and the basement.
Oh yeah, they even throw in a concierge service...although I'm not sure what that entails. Must mean that they come over and pry the grubby remote out of your little sausage fingers once a month and give you a good slap to see if your fat, couch-potato ass is still alive.
And, you might want to hurry. If you read the fine print, it says that Membership is reserved for a select few. Titanium is available for one yearly payment of $7,500. Available 6/28/06.
Crawl, don't walk to the nearest DirecTV dealer.
-la
Today, as I was surfing lightly on the gentle waves of the web-o-verse, I came across the Ultimate Man Toy.
Every man has an innate and primal need to take ownership of the household remote control. After all, he who owns the remote, owns the universe...er, something like that.
DirecTV has released the DirecTV Titanium Package.
And, if you don't mind, I have to interject here: Hol-ee Cah-rap.
Coming in at a whopping $7500.00 a year, you get control of everything that ever has and will appear on a TV. It also comes with 10 HD DVRs....you know, because everyone needs an HD DVR in the bathroom, the laundry room, the attic, and the basement.
Oh yeah, they even throw in a concierge service...although I'm not sure what that entails. Must mean that they come over and pry the grubby remote out of your little sausage fingers once a month and give you a good slap to see if your fat, couch-potato ass is still alive.
And, you might want to hurry. If you read the fine print, it says that Membership is reserved for a select few. Titanium is available for one yearly payment of $7,500. Available 6/28/06.
Crawl, don't walk to the nearest DirecTV dealer.
-la
posted by Lex Armenia at 11:56 AM
1 Comments:
All that porn. All that beautiful tawdry porn! Must find $7500 dollars!
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