Aunty Em

Ok, it's 12:15 in the blessed AM. What the hell am I doing up watching 'Twister' for the 101st freakin' time? This movie is bad, but bad like a train wreck: I can't take my eyes off it.

"That's not a moon, it's a space station!"

Ok, you know you're up late when a commercial comes on selling a collection of the 36 Ultimate Love Songs. Good god, I'm gonna have Michael Bolton going through my head all night.

Aaargh....!!!!