There was a time...
When I could sleep.
It could be the snoring. No, not mine. I could live with that. It's been scientifically proven that women's noses expand with pregnancy. And, with that, comes an increased likelyhood that they will snore more.
I tried beeswax earplugs (http://www.naturalearplugs.co.uk/) while simultaneously putting a pillow over my head. This cut down on the noise, but the vibration! Grr...if she stops, I tend to lay as quiet and as still as possible. I don't want to stir should ol' Magic Fingers start in again.
It could be the snoring. No, not mine. I could live with that. It's been scientifically proven that women's noses expand with pregnancy. And, with that, comes an increased likelyhood that they will snore more.
I tried beeswax earplugs (http://www.naturalearplugs.co.uk/) while simultaneously putting a pillow over my head. This cut down on the noise, but the vibration! Grr...if she stops, I tend to lay as quiet and as still as possible. I don't want to stir should ol' Magic Fingers start in again.
posted by Lex Armenia at 1:34 PM
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Wow. You've only been in business for a two days and you've already tied my record for spam on a single post.
My hat goes off to you, sir.
Lance beat me to the "your spam is already impressive" post.
I find that if you drink enough Jack Daniels before bed, you won't notice anyone's snoring. Or earthquakes. Especially earthquakes.
Welcome to Lance and Amandarama! Yes, the snoring is a sight to beheard.
Earthquakes ain't got nuthin' on MF.
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